Hall of Fame

Here at Are You Ready to Grumble we are big fans of certain types of people. Those often unsung heroes who through action, inaction or just plain luck impress the hell out of us.

There are no criteria for inclusion, but it takes a lot to impress the Grumbles .... no really it does!  The list below is in no particular order and will expand over time. All of these people should command our respect  .... nay our abject and continual worship.

If you are ever lucky enough to meet any of the people do what they want, give them what they want and bask in the warm glow that comes from being in their presence! 

There are no 'celebrities' in this list. Most celebrities shouldn't even be in the presence of normal people let alone these legends.

Want to nominate someone? ... then go to the guest book.

Aussie Judge Judy

Here at the Grumbles we are big fans of people who are unintentionally funny. This usually happens when the person is being ultra serious and says something that ..... well if they had their time again would maybe have put it differently. 

The judge in the case of the Hacker (go here for all the wonderful details of this criminal mastermind) was delivering her judgment (since we like our freedom we will not name said judge) and made much of the fact that the said criminal mastermind had committed the crime because they had feelings of abandonment caused by a lonely upbringing and estranged parents. Now far be it for us to comment on the intricate and wonderful workings of the judicial mind but she also said that 'while his history of emotional neglect meant he struggled to fit into work environments, he would be well suited to an academic career'. Yes ladies and gentlemen this emotionally fragile convicted criminal who could not work any where else would be fabulous in a university teaching your kids. 

Wisdom comes from many sources, some of them unexpected. The Aussie Judge Judy makes the Hall of Fame because in the middle of a busy schedule of protecting us all from criminals she has the time and the skills to dispense career advice and accurately identify the characteristics that make up a good academic. 

Please Don't Name Me Jnr

Well they say begin as you mean to go on and Please Don't Name Me Jnr has certainly lived up to that saying. This little Champion is only 4 years old but has already worked out how to run two girlfriends at once. Gav and I both agree this elevates him to the 'genius' level in the art of 'pullin' the ladies'. Here is the full story.

The Skankmeister

This legendary man is our inaugural nomination for the Hall of Fame for perseverance in the face of adversity during an intimate moment with his lady. Be warned this story is not for everyone. Even we pulled this story from one of our shows. It involves adult themes, the vague mention of a sexual act and .... er ..... well ..... a small amount of poo. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED (So don't get on the guest book complaining about it) but if you want to know the full story click here.